Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Road Maniac

I have some really bad experiences on the road these days.

When I was driving to work this morning, I encountered a mentally-ill or I would say mentally retarded motorcyclist!

This was how it happened……When I was on the second lane and about to make my way to the third lane, I looked at my side mirror and saw one motorcycle which were 5 to 6 cars behind and it was moving slowly on between the second and third lane. So without hesitation, I put down the right signal and shifted to the third lane. I was on the third lane for about more than 10 seconds…Please allow me to make myself CLEAR…it was more than 10 blardee seconds!! I did not shift to the third lane out of a sudden, and suddenly my car got hit from behind. I was so shock and I thought it was the car behind me that hit me, but to my holy surprise, it was the motorcyclist!!! I can’t believe that idiot hit me on purpose!! When I looked behind, he was still holding his hand up and yelling like a maniac…and then just sped off like that!!! I didn’t even have the chance to take down his motorcycle’s registration number as it was so jammed that time…

I was so pissed off and so wanted to yell at him: Hey you, son of the b****…you do not feel happy to have to wake up early in the morning to go to work!!! NEITHER DO I! So don’t release your f***ing stress on my car!!! 你有压力, 我有压力! Who cares……? !

I was cursing the idiot all the way to my office…The first thing I do after I parked my car in the office’s parking lot was to check the back side of my car… Thanks god,my car is not damaged, only a few minor scratches on the bumper…

The second incident happened last Saturday when I was sending my friend home. The friend of mine is staying in those flat-like apartment, when I gave the signal and was about to enter one of the available parking lot, out of the sudden, a motorcyclist, yes believe me, is another MOTORCYLIST! Sped and just stopped near the driver seat of my car and he was banging on my window and by just looking at his f***ing expression, I knew he was thinking is my fault…Blardee hell…he was the one who nearly bang on my car!!! I bet he has forgotten to bring his brain out with him that time! Or he had left his brain in the toddy shop!!!

The third incident happened I think on last Thursday or Friday night. A kancil driver was pointing his middle finger to me! Yes believe your eyes…Is the MIDDLE FINGER!

Arrrrrgggg….I think I should wash my car with pomelo leafs or maybe I myself should take bath with pomelo leafs…

Pray hard and for god sake, I would never ever meet another road maniac again…NEVER EVER PLEASE….

3 comments:

Thiam Hooi said...

You may try to take train to office for few weeks. Until when you are confident and getting better, then you only drive to office.

p/s: There was an accident happened to my boss's car this morning. Luckily, the person is fine.

Who knows said...

I also had experieance on this last few weeks..even saw the car sracthed on my car...Female drivers always be bullied..:(

becareful lah specially in KL road..

andy lim said...

Yesterday, Wesak day must go to pray hard...?